Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

If Americans are the worst contributors to greenhouse gasses due to our lifestyles,

why are we encouraging immigration from less developed countries? Is it not in the best interests of the environment for Mexicans to stay in Mexico? Of course we can not worry about the comfort of individuals in the grand scheme of things. We must not let them come here and own cars and live in houses with electricity, for then they will no longer be good and pure but evil and monstrous like all Americans. It is for the good of their souls and the environment that we deport them quickly.

2 Comments:

At 4:59 PM , Blogger ricpic said...

But if they stay here, and become Americans (well, sorta Americans) and then go to the Miss Universe pageant, and boo Miss Mexico, won't that make them...RACISTS?!?!
And we all know that there's nothing worse than RACISTS!!!
We wouldn't want to turn Mexicans into RACISTS, would we?
No. Best all around not to contaminate them by continued contact with US and our evil ways.
Deport them for THEIR good, not ours, I say.

 
At 3:59 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

You'd be right Ricpic, too right!

 

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